CAMPAIGN PROMISES

• I've got tons of kids, three of them, so you know I love families... Seriously though anyone want the boy?
  
• I refuse to be taken control of by special interest groups and lobbyists, mostly cause I don't know what that means.
  
• I'd never cheat on my wife.. I would kill for her though..
  
• Torture, no thank you, I'm trying to watch my figure.