About Homer Simpson | Campaign Promises | Serious Stuff | Get Something Free |
- I've got tons of kids, three of them, so you know I love families... Seriously though anyone want the boy?
- I refuse to be taken control of by special interest groups and lobbyists, mostly cause I don't know what that means.
- I'd never cheat on my wife.. I would kill for her though..
- Torture, no thank you, I'm trying to watch my figure.